Lie Detector
Press and hold. Speak into your mic. Our "AI" analyzes vocal stress patterns, micro-tremors, and overall sus levels to deliver the verdict.
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Lies caught
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Truths told
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Total tests
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Obviously a joke. Real polygraphs have a barely-better-than-coin-flip accuracy and aren't admissible in court. This page is even worse — it's
Math.random() with a 65% lie bias because lies are funnier. The waveform is your real mic, but the verdict isn't.